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Body Meeting:

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, tryin to decide who was the one in charge.

'i should b in charge' said the brain, 'cos i run all the body's systems, so without me nothin would happen'.

'I should b in charge' said the blood, 'becaus i circulate oxygen all over the body so without me u'd all waste away.'

'I should b in charge' said the stomach, 'because i process food and give all of u energy.'

'I should b in charge' said the legs, 'because i carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should b in charge' said the eyes, 'because i allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should b in charge' said the rectum, 'because i'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. they all decided that the rectum should be the boos.


The moral of the story?



The arsehole is usually in charge!

and you can't spell and have a terrible sense of 'humour'?

wtf

maegrim forever the wannabe-besserwisser

l33t-sig, robban

yours isnt too shabby either hunny

:p

lol the joke is funny cause its true xD

Mmnah..it's really not all that funny, even tho it might be true in a not-so-true-but-it-would-certainly-be-ironical-way.

that joke is like at least 1000 years old :p

1023 to be precise

Ha...haa...haaaaaaaa

werent you in charge of FCU?

Nah that was Panda :p

Confusing