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He does.

We're all going to die =(

Got it from the WoW forums. Chuck has some interesting stuff on his website. Look!



I'm going to buy the book.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/kidslist.aspx

I prefer this tbh, they're so deluded.

how to receive christ: bend over and open your arse hole

speedy wrote: how to receive christ: bend over and open your arse hole

Only works for catholics.

Yup! I have all of his books.

His new autobiography is definitely worth checking out, and his novels are quite good, apart from the spelling errors.

I'm currently rereading his record-selling debut called 'How to roundhouse kick the world in the face in 12 easy steps'

my only knowledge of chuck norris is from the movie dodgeball, he should have quit while he was ahead.

Leukemia didn't kill Howard Jackson.

Chuck forced pirates to spread this rumor so nobody found about him killing his fried in a quarrel.
He did not do this because he is afraid of the authorities, but because Satan might not want to play card with him anymore.

I've just realised that that was in the 'Upcoming events' section. It's just a shame that the date spoils it